Another looming figure capable of squeezing dead three plastic squirrels is our famous almost all-knowing-prophetess-like house-lady of our ham-less charred siew pao consumer. After the incident of ham-less charred siew pao, our heroine scourged through the rented properties, slithering over all nooks and corners of the house to find traces of ham-less charred siew pao. As the charred siew pao is fatally painted with non-edible white paint and Willy Wonka's Cadbury Chocolate Glaze(tm), our heroine tries to prevent other gluttonies in the house from consuming the delectable as well as offensive piece of inflated cooked not-matzoh wheat flour. Oy!
Ting! Ting! sounded her famous Nevuah brand spy gadget. The nifty gadget is a remote microphone, which its very capability is to broadcast from London to Kuala Lumpur. A famous brassiere producing company in Malaysia (which is based in London), M Bra, uses this famous technology to trace the efficacies of their workers, as well as spreading gossips faster between the London based tea lady and the Kuala Lumpur based coffee man... What a unique usage of technology.
This is how she almost knew everything as her neighbourhood is filled with her Nevuah brand spy gadgets. She also has robotic dogs cleverly disguised as homeless dogs roaming the streets of Petaling Jaya. Equipped with built-in atomic bomb and self-destructor capable of destroying the whole earth down to its core, no dog-catcher would want to mess with such a pack of mechanical hoo-ha. Oh la la...
The signal indicates that our heroine picked up some juicy gossips from across the street. she put her best foot forward and speed towards the house where the signal is broadcast with the speed of light. A lil' faster and she would have performed the first time travelling. She arrives in three second to her dissatisfaction as previously, it only takes her 2.5555555652231313 seconds.
'I am very sure that you are gossiping,'
All her neighbours then pressed their house-lady-emergency-if-you-don't-press-you-will-die button, which is superbly red and big, to the perplexity of even the prime minister of its origin and usages during his round of visits in the commoners' neighbourhood. After the button is pressed, their houses will display discount coupons up to 120% in Tesco as well as hard-driven bargain bought from reject shops nationwide. No housewife, however noble and all-knowing she is, would be able to resist such discount and cheap alternative to inflated Gucci handbags as well as the so over-rated ZARA.
As she reaches for the deterrent cleverly designed by another Associate Professor, Dr. Carrota Carrot Carrot Radish Radish wasabi Nguyen Hanamachi Singh (which has done a PhD in validating that no housewife could resist cheap stuff found everywhere), her smiles beam as wide as it can be, almost tearing her face apart because of the shit-eating grin she spots on her face. As the distance between her finger and the coupons lie only an atom apart, she felt a sharp pain radiated from her legs onwards. Alas, she stepped on the bear trap cunningly engineered by Associate Professor, Dr. Carrota Carrot Carrot Radish Radish wasabi Nguyen Hanamachi Singh which is disguised as rotten cabbages on the ground.
But she only feels the pain but she is unhurt because she has anti-bear trap socks on.
Then 72-transformer suddenly and mysteriously appeared and say to her,
'All of this is within my plan.'
Before he could laugh the last 'ha', our heroine throws various discounted products on him. Frightened, the 72-transformer run for his life as the discounted merchandises include a 1000 years old bronze iron, some pianos as well as anvils. The 'Mouth Origami' Kung Fu has no match against the forces of evil-flying-around-discounted-merchandises.
Then the Bao Zhou Poh (House-lady aka BZP) forget about the charred siew pao incident in her own already-rented-out property. She throw some water to the air and performed the most graceful act of water walking since Mr J walks on the Sea of Galilee. After half of a second, she reached the room of Eliel. Looking at her with a puzzled look, he took the basket of paos he had stocked in and started to throw at her at an alarming rate of thousand paos per second.
Pak! Pak! Phiung! The paos are evaded by the BZP in a matrix-like style, making the paos splattered all over the floor in the most disgusting manner of splattered paos. A variety of fillings plagued the floor as the paos exploded open on impact. Red beans painted the wall, lotus laminated the furniture, while char siew coated the bed.
After few days of throwing and evading, 72-transformer appear again.
'STAR OF DAVID'
and his lips puckered and sucked in, at times small, at times gaping. The last gasp of breath enables him to shape his mouth like a Star of David. His mouth origami perplexed the participants of the war, pao bombs are ceased and peace reigned once more.
THE END
Ting! Ting! sounded her famous Nevuah brand spy gadget. The nifty gadget is a remote microphone, which its very capability is to broadcast from London to Kuala Lumpur. A famous brassiere producing company in Malaysia (which is based in London), M Bra, uses this famous technology to trace the efficacies of their workers, as well as spreading gossips faster between the London based tea lady and the Kuala Lumpur based coffee man... What a unique usage of technology.
This is how she almost knew everything as her neighbourhood is filled with her Nevuah brand spy gadgets. She also has robotic dogs cleverly disguised as homeless dogs roaming the streets of Petaling Jaya. Equipped with built-in atomic bomb and self-destructor capable of destroying the whole earth down to its core, no dog-catcher would want to mess with such a pack of mechanical hoo-ha. Oh la la...
The signal indicates that our heroine picked up some juicy gossips from across the street. she put her best foot forward and speed towards the house where the signal is broadcast with the speed of light. A lil' faster and she would have performed the first time travelling. She arrives in three second to her dissatisfaction as previously, it only takes her 2.5555555652231313 seconds.
'I am very sure that you are gossiping,'
All her neighbours then pressed their house-lady-emergency-if-you-don't-press-you-will-die button, which is superbly red and big, to the perplexity of even the prime minister of its origin and usages during his round of visits in the commoners' neighbourhood. After the button is pressed, their houses will display discount coupons up to 120% in Tesco as well as hard-driven bargain bought from reject shops nationwide. No housewife, however noble and all-knowing she is, would be able to resist such discount and cheap alternative to inflated Gucci handbags as well as the so over-rated ZARA.
As she reaches for the deterrent cleverly designed by another Associate Professor, Dr. Carrota Carrot Carrot Radish Radish wasabi Nguyen Hanamachi Singh (which has done a PhD in validating that no housewife could resist cheap stuff found everywhere), her smiles beam as wide as it can be, almost tearing her face apart because of the shit-eating grin she spots on her face. As the distance between her finger and the coupons lie only an atom apart, she felt a sharp pain radiated from her legs onwards. Alas, she stepped on the bear trap cunningly engineered by Associate Professor, Dr. Carrota Carrot Carrot Radish Radish wasabi Nguyen Hanamachi Singh which is disguised as rotten cabbages on the ground.
But she only feels the pain but she is unhurt because she has anti-bear trap socks on.
Then 72-transformer suddenly and mysteriously appeared and say to her,
'All of this is within my plan.'
Before he could laugh the last 'ha', our heroine throws various discounted products on him. Frightened, the 72-transformer run for his life as the discounted merchandises include a 1000 years old bronze iron, some pianos as well as anvils. The 'Mouth Origami' Kung Fu has no match against the forces of evil-flying-around-discounted-merchandises.
Then the Bao Zhou Poh (House-lady aka BZP) forget about the charred siew pao incident in her own already-rented-out property. She throw some water to the air and performed the most graceful act of water walking since Mr J walks on the Sea of Galilee. After half of a second, she reached the room of Eliel. Looking at her with a puzzled look, he took the basket of paos he had stocked in and started to throw at her at an alarming rate of thousand paos per second.
Pak! Pak! Phiung! The paos are evaded by the BZP in a matrix-like style, making the paos splattered all over the floor in the most disgusting manner of splattered paos. A variety of fillings plagued the floor as the paos exploded open on impact. Red beans painted the wall, lotus laminated the furniture, while char siew coated the bed.
After few days of throwing and evading, 72-transformer appear again.
'STAR OF DAVID'
and his lips puckered and sucked in, at times small, at times gaping. The last gasp of breath enables him to shape his mouth like a Star of David. His mouth origami perplexed the participants of the war, pao bombs are ceased and peace reigned once more.
THE END
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